I didn't do quite as well as TSR and her vase but found an absolutely "must-have" cookbook. It is called By Hook or by Cook. It is the , ahem, "Official Nevada Brothel Cookbook", subtitles Cat House Cuisine Concocted by Nevada's Finest Working Ladies.
With such great recipes as (and please don't read any further if you are prone to being offended. You HAVE been warned.)
Lorena Bobbitt's Beanie Weenies
The Perfect Tart
Brothel Sprouts and one of my favorites
Crabs Like Never Before. And a bunch of others I couldn't possibly post here. All for $.60. You see why I had to buy it. Now I have to go hide it from the kids.
Who knew such a prim hobby could be so much fun?
Jeannie
I am shocked and amazed by your find. Who knew the ladies of the night had time to cook? All that talent, and she can cook, too!
Loreena Bobbit's Beanie-Weenies, hmmmmmmmmmmm?
I imagine the male membership will be crossing their legs and squirming at the mere mention of her name
So tell me, Jeannie, do you plan to actually make any of these recipes? Inquiring minds want to know!
