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« Reply #30 on: September 06, 2007, 01:17:01 PM »

Thrift for costumes now
Halloween is almost here
I'm going as GB
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« Reply #31 on: September 06, 2007, 01:28:18 PM »

Made in China crap
Lined the shelves of the thrift stores
Where I shopped today
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« Reply #32 on: September 29, 2007, 02:23:24 PM »

Is Star Trek Geeky
Why yes Good Buddy it is
but the Simpsons rock

I had a dollar
now it is no longer here
Leif Garret on vinyl
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« Reply #33 on: September 29, 2007, 02:32:46 PM »

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Is Star Trek Geeky
Why yes Good Buddy it is
but the Simpsons rock

Yes I'm a big geek!
You're the rockin'est!
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« Reply #34 on: September 29, 2007, 05:35:09 PM »

Is Star Trek Geeky
Why yes Good Buddy it is
but the Simpsons rock

I had a dollar
now it is no longer here
Leif Garret on vinyl


Star Trek is geeky
Something I cannot deny
But it still kicks butt!

I no longer use vinyl
My turntable needs a cartridge
mp3's rule!

Have lots of 8-Tracks
But no player anymore
This brings me sadness

The Bay City Rollers
8-Track, Cassette, and LP
Guess who was the dork
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« Reply #35 on: September 29, 2007, 05:45:50 PM »

Dorks may be dorky
But they know how to save cash
By shopping in thrifts

I am not a dork
But I fell in love with one
I taught him thrifting

How do I scratch my
ever-present creative
itch? By thrifting, natch

 
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« Reply #36 on: September 29, 2007, 06:04:20 PM »

I crave the designs
of vintage Marimekko
Rarely found in thrifts

Last Monday I found
A Marimekko panel
That cost me a buck


 
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« Reply #37 on: September 29, 2007, 08:54:31 PM »

Dorks may be dorky
But they know how to save cash
By shopping in thrifts

I am not a dork
But I fell in love with one
I taught him thrifting

How do I scratch my
ever-present creative
itch? By thrifting, natch

 

Yes, I am a dork
But that is OK with me
Aaaaah, Thank You PROZAC!

(I'm not really on Prozac, but hey, its a cool haiku!)

-Jay


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« Reply #38 on: November 07, 2007, 03:46:15 PM »

world's greatest mother
why did she donate her mug?
she hates her kids' gifts
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« Reply #39 on: November 07, 2007, 04:39:59 PM »

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world's greatest mother
why did she donate her mug?
she hates her kids' gifts

(The kids donated it in protest)

Nice!
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« Reply #40 on: November 07, 2007, 04:47:37 PM »

Wonderful!

Instead of the mug, mom nows wears a tee-shirt that sez:  "I gave them life, and all I got was this lousy mug" Grin Grin

(yes, I did make this up on spur of "the moment")

Ciao,
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« Reply #41 on: November 08, 2007, 06:43:22 PM »

Look Misses Cookie,
More cake decorating books!
Is what she hopes for.
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« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2007, 11:15:17 AM »

in my happy place
thrifted treasures all around
junk that brings me joy
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« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2007, 12:03:22 PM »

first attempt..

Today all blue tags
tomorrow is for yellow
half price timetable
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« Reply #44 on: November 10, 2007, 03:07:26 PM »

Jim Nabors Albums
Firestone Christmas Collection
Litter Thrift Store Bins
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