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« on: October 19, 2006, 07:04:21 PM »

I like looking for
Neato things for me to keep
Collecting too much
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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2006, 09:22:20 PM »

Buying old things is like
Saving time and energy for
Our future we thrift
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2006, 08:17:51 AM »

Store smelling pungent
Hey my grandma had that thing
What's half price today

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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2006, 06:05:57 AM »

The clock ticks quickly
When I thrift with Good Buddy
But not when I work
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« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2006, 11:09:55 AM »

There's just so much stuff
I don't know where to start at
I hope I find a lamp
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2006, 07:33:51 AM »

There's so much Avon
We always see it in thrifts
Cookie collects cats
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2006, 04:52:18 PM »

Records are all scratched
It's real rare to find a gem
So I keep looking
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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2006, 08:37:04 AM »

No one wants the vase
that came free with the flowers
thrift stores get a buck
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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2007, 08:36:27 PM »

Tupperware Pyrex
Maybe even AFX
Where are those Tape Decks?
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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2007, 08:59:54 PM »

In thrift stores I find
Beauty in things useless to
others. But not me.
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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2007, 07:02:39 PM »

Library book sale
Box for a buck after 12
Boy, was I happy!
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2007, 03:23:39 PM »

Not a haiku...just wanted to say that these are cracking me up! Grin Excellent!
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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2007, 01:59:08 PM »

I love the thrift haikus!  I thought I was the only one who did them! 

My sister and I used to work in a thrift store, so these are from the other end of the shopping experience:

Spode dinnerware - yes!
But in the same donation
Used underpants.  No.

Logo denim shirt
Freebie from your company
No one wants it, man

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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2007, 10:08:00 PM »

I'll give it a shot...

Misbehaved children,
People who don't speak English,
I love thrift shopping!


Twenty dollars for
Something that sells new for ten.
What were they thinking?

-Jay
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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2007, 09:09:24 PM »

Hurry up Cookie!
I can't find anything now.
Are you getting that?
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